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Kung-Fu Rabbit Kung-Fu Rabbit

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it'd be better if it wasnt so eazy.

It was beautifully animated and had working physics, but all you have to do to win is hold right and mash z. Might be better if you increased walking speed too.



Upgrade Complete 2 Upgrade Complete 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome :D

upgrades make you a better person :3

i got all 80 :D



Hedgehog Launch 2 Hedgehog Launch 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

meh.... too eazy

i beat it by day 4 on my second try. once you have a decent amount of fuel, maximum fuel sap and medium radar you're pretty much set for the rest of the game. i liked the first one better. Still fun though.



Vegetable Kill Vegetable Kill

Rated 4 / 5 stars

pretty good game but....

theres a glitch. You can't kill king corn. Once he loses all of his health, he just goes to one side of the screen and sits there while time continues to run out. Otherwise its a pretty good game, just fix that one thing and it will be great. 4/5



Fuck You Internet Fuck You Internet

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wow

good job. I thought i had seen it all and then this shows up. Tetris?! earthworm jim?! HITLER?!?!?!??!! this game is an abomination, a sin against all that is pure and right in the world, and as such i have voted 5 on it. This thing disgusted me in ways that i didnt even know existed, and that is the beauty of it. Some things that you could improve on if you tried to make another would be to add some more music (either decent or mind splittingly horrible, either works), and to stop the slow flashing pictures. in the 60's, there were a few pictures that i couldnt even see, and when your worst pictures cant even be registered by the human eye without extensive focus, it detracts from the shock value and the quiz as a whole. also, your last pictures left me dissapointed. The pictures that are burned into my mind for all eternity unfortunately are the steve irwin, hitler, tetris, transformers, and the childrens books. This was also good in another way, as some of the pictures were mind blowingly funny (wild snorlax appears!). A good thing for the last slide should be a message saying something like "using the power of the internet you have just seen some of the most disgusting things ever created and you watched it for no good reason." That thought and "fuck you internet" was rolling through my mind as i slogged though to the last levels. All in all amazing concept, and definately the weirdest focking plethora of porn ive ever seen ever. hands down. no questions asked. That really was the worst of the internet. amen.

PS: MISSING NO.?!?!?!?!?!?!???! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



-Space Wars- -Space Wars-

Rated 0 / 5 stars

almost a good game

but not quite. the reason who im giving it a 0 is because thers a glitch. after the first revolution of the earth, the missiles sitll appear at the top of the screen, but they just stay there at the top and then dissapear after a few seconds. Which means you cant be hit by them. even if this glitch wasnt here, its still blammable. if you added sound this would get a score in the 3's for sure. almost a good game, but it needs some work. good luck next time!



- colordefense - - colordefense -

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

very addictive

a simple yet extreamely addictive short game. good concept, eazy controlls, pretty good music, levels, lives, different enemies, this game rocks! im gonna have to fav this til i beat it. and quite probably for a long time after that too. Armour games does good stuff. Good for you too Coolio. personally i would just like to say thank you for gracing my computer with the simplistic beauty that is -colordefence-.



Virus Bloke 2 Part 04 Virus Bloke 2 Part 04

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

omfg i think its broken!!! or im stupid!!!!

what are you suppposed to do once you get to the dark spooky cave? theres nothing to click on! no arrow, no indication of any sort, ive cheked all over the screen, and hit a bunch of random keys but still nothing! plz either fix it or tell me that im a technotard so i can finish the game and get on with my life.

PS YAAAAAYYYY you finnaly finished part 2! o hay wait its part 4....o well. anyway spectacular work until you get to the dark spooky cave of nothingness.

PSS your little cliff escapade made me rather frustrated. just sayin

PSSS keep up teh 1337 f145h3$


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arcadia-dragonia responds:

there is an arrow somewhere there in the darkness, you just gotta find it. I promise it's there.
Other than that, thanks for the good review


Sling Ball Sling Ball

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

uh........

maybe you could make a targeting game out of it or something. youve got a good slingshot going, I mean cmon. think about it. When have you ever had a problem and thought "hmm, if i had a humongous slingshot right now it would fix everything?" the possibilities are endless. however a single slingshot dosent make a game so im gonna have to blam this. im sure you could think of something.



|>! (Play) |>! (Play)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

the menus are mesed up

the preloader, title screen, and instruction pages just kept flashing back over and over agian. is anybody else getting this?!


Septenary responds:

Ah! Really sorry about that - I can't imagine why its happening. Did you get any error messages? Are you running Windows? Do you have flash player 9 installed?

Thanks for informing me of the problem.